It's Concession Time Well, the election is all over now, and I’m sure you all know that Bush won. I thought I'd do John Kerry a favor and compile a list of possible end quotes for his concession speech:
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” -Zoolander
“And you can tell Rolling Stone that my last words were… I’m on drugs!!!” –Almost Famous
“I’m not even supposed to be here today.” –Clerks
“Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!” –Dumb & Dumber
“Inconceivable!” –The Princess Bride
“Well, I hope it’s a long ceremony, ‘cause it’s going to be a short Honeymoon.” –Spaceballs
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” –Animal House
“Don’t say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most of all, you let down Max. And right about now I’m having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you.” –Old School
Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted a rich husband, a big house and John, the 17-year-old gardener.
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